Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap
magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol
Bic makes lighters and school supplies
Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos
I make you sad and sexually frustrated
This is perfection.
If you ever want to shut me up, let me ride shotgun, turn the music up, wind down the windows and drive me down a dark road under a starry sky.
This is when I’m at my best.
I have a passionate love affair with the way the world looks from a moving vehicle.
This comment tho ^^